🐾 THE LORE
He bought the top. He watched the crash. He survived the rug pulls. His portfolio is down 99%. But he never sold.
LEGEND.
WELCOME TO
COOKED
WE'RE ALL COOKED. 🐾
The market crashed. Liquidity dried up. The chart is bleeding.
And somehow… we're still holding.
$COOKED • $COOKED • $COOKED • $COOKED • $COOKED • $COOKED • $COOKED
🔥 TOKENOMICS
- Total supply 1,000,000,000
- Buy tax 0%
- Sell tax 0%
- Liquidity Burned / Locked — update before launch
- Ownership Renounced — only if actually done
100% COMMUNITY • 100% MEME
🐶 WHAT IS $COOKED?
$COOKED is a meme coin for the people who got rekt, rugged, and cooked by the markets… but still keep pushing.
No guaranteed returns. No fake promises. Just memes, vibes, and diamond hands.
YOU'RE COOKED.
🔥 HOW TO BUY
- Get a Solana wallet.
- Buy SOL and fund your wallet.
- Use the official DEX link after launch.
- Paste the verified $COOKED contract.
- Swap and welcome to the kitchen.
🛡️ FEATURES
- 0% TAX — only if your deployed contract actually has 0% tax.
- LP STATUS — publish verifiable proof.
- CONTRACT VERIFIED — link the explorer.
- COMMUNITY FIRST — memes over promises.
🚀 ROADMAP (LOL)
- ☑ Build the kitchen
- ☐ Launch $COOKED
- ☐ Make ridiculous memes
- ☐ Grow the community
- ☐ More listings / platforms
MOON? MAYBE.
GET COOKED? DEFINITELY.
GET COOKED? DEFINITELY.